Royal Pains

The Royal Pains are the three-time Women's House champions and take pride in being "Pains" in the butt to the other teams in the league. Teamwork and execution are the central tenets of what have made them successful. They look forward to the 2018 season and defending their Women's House Championship title.

Freddie CruelGirl - Captain

Mel Breakdown - Co-Captain

Fountain City Roller Derby Kansas City

Bullet Vixen

CU Next Tuesday

Deathly Harlot

Electra Cute

Jalapeño Business

Nikki Nikrosis

Opportunity Knocks



T. Churr



Coach Kentner - Head Coach

Suicide Snowcone - Asst. Coach