Royal Pains

Royal Pains Kansas City

The Royal Pains are three-time Women’s House champions and take pride in being “Pains” in the butt to the other teams in the league. Teamwork and execution are the central tenets of what have made them successful. They look forward to the 2019 season and competing for Women’s House Championship title.

Royal Pains Fountain City Roller Derby


Fountain City Roller Derby Kansas City
Mel Breakdown ★ Captain
Bullet ★ Co-Captain



Coach Kentner ★ Head Coach
Self DestrucTIFF ★ Asst Coach
Fountain City Roller Derby
Suicide Snowcone ★ Asst Coach
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